**another story from June that I was reluctant to share out of embarrassment. but since i've already shared one of the most embarrassing stories of my life, i decided that this one really isn't that bad. ;)
the afternoon had been so lovely, a nice change from the tornado warnings and flash floods we had seen earlier in the week. the sun was warm in the late afternoon sky and the breeze coming through the kitchen window above the sink was just perfect for cooling the upstairs of our home.
i had opened the windows that surrounded the sun porch, and as i washed dishes in the kitchen, i could hear the sounds of the kids playing wild games of "farmer guy" and "cooker girl". their imaginations are really at the sweetest stage, where they communicate so well, and are both eager to go along with whatever story the other has conjured up.
and then i heard shrieking.
not the typical "Juju is about to pinch me!" shrieking, and not the now familiar "I fell off the top of the swingset" shrieking. this was a cry of terror.
my overactive imagination ALWAYS jumps to my worst fear, that somebody is hurting one of my kids. I watch them like a hawk, so that is SO unlikely to happen, but it is where my mind immediately jumps when i hear that frightened cry.
"JUJU! RUN AWAY!! THERE'S A SNAKE!!!!!!!"
a snake. in my yard, with my kids.
i know in my head that most snakes in this area are probably harmless.
i know in my head that "if you leave it alone, it will leave you alone".
i know a lot of realistic, level headed information about snakes.
but the fear that i have of snakes is one that removes all reason and logic from my mind and replaces it with images of a boa constrictor (an Iowa native, i'm sure) wrapped tightly around my son's little body.
i ran into the yard wearing my flip flops and a maniacal expression. i had a memory flash through my mind of my Mom killing a huge snake that had climbed a tree along our driveway. i remember thinking she was the bravest woman alive, and i knew that my time had come to be that same brave Mama for my kids.
Dustin was running errands in my car, so i was so thankful to see his truck in our driveway. i ran to the bed of the truck and quickly found a shovel and ran to the kids, screaming "Run inside!" while simultaneously asking "Where is it????" I know it was a mixed message, one that Annabelle was confused about, but I quickly spotted the snake crawling along a wall made of railroad ties, directly beneath where Julian had been sitting seconds earlier, with his feet dangling over the edge.
this is where i got confused. i had NO idea what to do. the snake was long, but very thin. it moved quickly and i knew i had to make a speedy decision. i was torn between thoughts of getting my kids in the house, and not wanting them to watch me kill this thing. but should i kill it? what if it's harmless? how do i catch it, and then what do i do with it??? harmless or not, it's a FREAKIN SNAKE and it's less than two feet from my front door and i don't want to come across ANY kind of snake in the near future.
so i chased the stupid thing down and with kids watching from the porch, killed this snake.
did you know that snakes will continue to try to slither around, long after they are obviously dead? i was afraid to leave him alone, sure that this was a regenerating snake, just waiting for me to turn my back on him.
we went back inside and i was really shaken up over this first intentional slaying of an animal larger than a spider.
Julian came up to me and said, "Mama, that was uh-mAzeeng. You were SO brave! Me and Bella was thinking that you could probably be a Tha-tek-tuv (detective)".
my heart swelled, i really did feel brave.
and then Dustin, with the most noble of intentions, dashed that all to pieces.
he looked at the dead snake and then looked online to see what kind of snake it was.
"Mindi, you know that you killed one of only TWO snakes that are not legally protected in Iowa?
It was a young, non-venomous GARTER snake, and if it had been legally protected, you could be paying a big fine!"
then he said some nonsense about giving the kids some perspective about snakes, so they would hopefully not inherit this deathly fear that ran through my side of the family. (i refrained from mentioning that maybe i should give the kids some perspective about cockroaches too, since i've seen HIM scream like a little girl on top of my coffee table at the sight of one. i refrained because i was screaming on top of the coffee table with him at the time. excuse me for only being a fan of God's more furry, cuddly creatures!)
he took them to the computer and they looked up all the snake information that they could find. they found that out of all the snakes in the area, only 2 or 3 are actually venomous, and none of them have been spotted in our county for several years.
**(i mentioned that they haven't been "reported" because somebody's wife probably illegally killed them before looking online to see if it was going to be okay with the state of Iowa!)
an hour later, my kids came upstairs and said, "Mama, that snake was "non-venomous". You killed it and it was all your fault."
so much for Mama, the brave "Tha-tek-tuv". i was now Mama, murderer of harmless baby animals.
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